“I see your face also know you’re not suited
for an office job”
A new friend of my mom’s told me this recently
and I’ve been reevaluating my profession of choice at the moment. When I took
to twitter a dear friend of mine told me the same thing, that she couldn’t
believe that I have a desk job. She said that I was so active in school,
running around and all, that it was quite hard to believe that I am stuck with
a boring desk job.
Well, it’s been two years now and I’m still
here in this dingy place. A lot has changed over the years and while I don’t
particularly like the changes, there’s nothing I can do about it. people have
come and gone and yet I’m still here. I’m beginning to regret making that
promise to senpai that so long as they are still here, I will not leave.
About a year and a half ago, my best friend in
the office resigned and I became really quiet to the point my boss asked me
“what’s up with you? I haven’t heard your noise
lately”
How can I be lively when the only person I talk
to is no longer around and the rest of them prefers to talk among themselves
because we have a language gap?
But things are different now. While I still
hate my job and everything it stands for, i suppose things are more tolerable now. Why you may ask?
"I've made a friend. Someone you'd approve of. I am happy" - Lisbeth Salander, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
while i don't listen to the radio a lot, i still do when it's unavoidable and when i'm in need of new songs in my playlist XD so this time around i'm liking these few which are sort of EDM-ish? i don't generally go for noisy songs like these but i can't deny that these are really catchy
1. Omen - Disclosure ft Sam Smith
2. Something Better - Audien ft Lady Antebellum
3. Lay it All On Me - Ed Sheeran
4. Rude Love - f(x)
and then because i'm so bored..i dug up Destiny Child's old hits and man..i miss RnB so much! these are a few of me favs!
I don’t know how people make it look easy but
tryna act busy is actually quite a difficult thing to do. I’ll give you an
example for “acting busy”. It is what I’m doing now. My laptop screen is safely
shielded from any of my colleagues’ eyes and as long as I can keep a straight
face and type calmly, I’d look like I’m doing work when I’m actually not.
Don’t give me that look and don’t even go
thinking what is wrong with me, wasting company time and resources by acting
busy. I’m going to give you guys a little heads up about corporate office life
– acting busy is how you’re going to pass time in the future if you end up with
a corporate desk job like me. Mark my words. Your future is set in stone. /evil
laugh/
I found an article online about how to look
busy and it’s so true I wanna laugh out loud but of course I can’t because I’m
supposed to be “busy” tying my paperwork. Na mean?
***
Either way, I think it’s safe to say I’m Meryl
Streep’s newest fan! LOLs
Honestly I don’t even remember how I got to
know her all those years ago. It’s like that one good friend from school that
you don’t even remember how the two of you met. It’s something like that. I
think my earliest memory of watching her movies was..Mamma Mia, back in
secondary school. Honestly I only watched it because everybody was talking
about it and I’m sort of an ABBA fan.
I didn’t like it very much because musicals
weren’t really my thing yet at that time. I knew that there was a movie called
The Devil Wears Prada (“TDWP”) way back then but I never got around to watch
it. Wasn’t a big movie junkie back then, too.
On the flight to South Korea a few years back,
I decided to watch some of the in-flight movies. Since I had no idea which
movies were good, I watched the ones with familiar faces in it. I watched Anne
Hathaway’s movie. I started with the one about her and her best friend wanting
to get married in the same hotel or something and then I moved on to TDWP
because I saw her face on the poster.
And that did it. I recently revisited the movie
and baaam! I love all 3 of the leading ladies! I love Anne, Emily and Meryl! I
proceeded with my standard operating procedure:
1.Read
the Wikipedia page
2.Search
for notable movies
3.Binge
watch the said movies
4.Watch
cast interviews for the said movies
5.Search
tumblr for their photosets and gifsets
6.Follow
their fanpages
Binging Meryl’s movies was fun because she is
so adorable! Like legit she is so adorable. Honestly! Like, I can’t even type
this without my face threatening to break into a grin.
Just take a few minutes and watch some of the
examples:
1.The
Graham Norton Show with James McAvoy and Mark Ruffulo
2.At
her daughter’s convocation
3.TDWP
Gag Reel
4.The
Graham Norton Show with Nicole Kidman, Nigela Lawson and Carey Mulligan
She’s just so adorable. I can’t! I really can’t.
/sighs/ be still my heart.
That’s all I can think of at the moment. Haha!
***
Day 2 of boredom and I’m running out of things
to say. I suppose I could always update this Word document about every small
little thing that happens because I really am that bored.
I had a really great talk last night with my
dongsaeng. I’m going to refer to her as Regina since that’s what I’ve been
naming her in my phone for the past few months. We talked about a tonne of things which was awesome, from our band days to my uni days and to my first heartbreak.
While we were talking, she
suddenly got very serious and asked
“are you very unhappy right now?”
And when I asked why would she say so, she
answered that she recognizes the signs and the vibe I give off. She came to a
conclusion that I’m depressed. And I couldn’t be more glad that somebody
finally picked up on it. but then again..for somebody to actually picked it up,
it must be getting worse.
There are just some things in this
world that gets on my nerves really quickly. I think they’re called pet peeves?
So yea, let’s talk about pet peeves today. I think I can list down a few.
1.People
who stand around in a pool
Ok, like
major no offence to those who can’t swim but I really can’t stand it (no pun
intended) when people who can’t swim just stand around in the pool, chilling.
If it’s one of those condo pools or theme park pools, I’m fine with it. But if
it’s a standard sized, competition worthy pool, I’m gonna be pissed. Like
seriously, don’t stand around in the pool. It’s such a waste of space and not
to mention a major traffic stopper. People want to swim in peace knowing that
they won’t be knocking into anything or anybody, ya know?
2.People
who take stuff without permission.
I’m not
talking about thieves, I’m talking about those people who borrow or uses your
stuff without your permission. Like as if I’m dumb enough to not know that my
stuff got taken or used. Come on, people. Have some basic courtesy here!
3.People
who write stories in the second person.
Ok, this is a
relatively new pet peeve because I didn’t know people actually wrote them in
the second person. Seriously? Can’t they just write in the third person? It’s
actually almost the same thing. Second person is just weird.
4.Homophobes.
We are in the
21st century. America and many other countries have legalized gay
marriage which in my opinion, is a situation that shouldn’t even be happening.
Gay marriage should’ve been the same as straight marriage. There shouldn’t even
be the terms “gay marriage” and “straight marriage”. They’re all “marriages”.
So yea, I can’t stand homophobes sometimes. Wait, let me correct myself. I
can’t stand rude homophobes. If that person is a homophobe but keeps it to
him/herself then fine because they’re not hurting anybody’s feelings. It’s
those vocal ones that I can’t stand. Who people choose to love is none of their
business. I don’t understand why they make it their business.
5.People
who complain non-stop/are wet blankets
Ok, I did not plan to write this one
originally but due to some recent events, I’m putting this in as one of my pet
peeves. Yesterday was my baby girl’s solo debut on a Korean music show. The performance
was flawless, her live singing was so good people thought she was lip sync-ing
and most importantly, you can see that she was truly happy on stage. As a solo
artist, things are obviously done differently. Some parts will be covered by a
pre-recorded audio while the singer focuses on the ad-libs. This friend of mine
kept complaining on how the performance was below expectations because she didn’t
sing the whole thing. Like what? I wanna see you try singing the whole thing
and hit all the timings correctly. Ad-libs come in in the middle of a line most
of the time, so obviously that line will be covered by the audio instead of
being sung live. It’s all logic and common sense.
My baby girl has finally released
her first solo album! Finally, after almost 9 years from her debut as the
leader of Girls’ Generation, Kim Taeyeon has finally released a solo album. About
fcking time, SM Ent!
Some fans might know her as the
vocal powerhouse of Girls’ Generation, but for some of us older fans, we know
her as the girl who went to the Han River the night before everybody was
supposed to move into their dorm and yelled “I CAN DO IT!” three times.
You did it, baby girl. You did it!
And we couldn’t be more proud of
you!
The title track is beautiful. The whole album is beautiful. Even the instrumental track for the title track is beautiful. The music video is flawlessly spectacular! Shot in New Zealand in the span of three days, the music video shows a discontented waitress!Taeng and how she quits her job (in wonderful, badassery fashion) and goes chase her dream. I’m not sure what her dream is yet (because I’ve only watched the mv once, I blame my job) but I’m sure I’ll figure it out.
I had such a hard time downloading
the album when it was released last night because my dorm isn’t equipped with
internet (le gasp! The horror!) but after an hour, after everybody finished
spazzing, I finally downloaded it and it was so worth it. Completely burnt my
data quota, too, but it’s alright. It’s for my baby girl!
been listening to the radio quite a lot these days and while i generally do not like the songs played on it, there are one or two that i will like haha
1. Can't Feel My Face - The Weeknd
2. Feelings - Maroon 5
3. Cool for the Summer - Demi Lovato
4. Ghost Town - Adam Lambert
5. Rising Rainbow - Misokkasu (Shokugeki no Soma op2)
Not sure why but I am really sleepy!
Like honestly, can I be any sleepier? I probably can but that’s not the point.
Hmm..must be my messed up sleep cycles. I haven’t been sleeping and/or waking
up on time these couple of days. Ever since my housemate got that anklet with
the annoying bell, I haven’t been waking up on time at all. I’ve been waking up
earlier than expected which is just terrible.
I’m pretty sensitive to sounds like
bells and keys jingling. I wake up almost instantly if I hear any of those types
of sounds. My friend thinks it’s because of when I was younger my parents woke
me up by unlocking my room door with a big bunch of keys that jingles noisily.
I guess it’s been engrained in my head that jingling sounds means that I have
to wake up.
Does that mean I’m a light sleeper?
Not sure. I can sleep through the blaring house security alarm but not jingling
keys? What is going on? I don’t think it’s a habit I can break since it’s been
like that for so long.
There is no point to this post. I’m
just acting like I’m busy because my manager is sitting beside me and it looks
like she’s angry typing. You don’t wanna mess with a woman when she’s angry
typing. It ain’t gonna be pretty. And you also don’t wanna give the woman an
excuse to pick a fight with you. So you gotta do what you gotta do. Type and
look like you’re busy. Act busy! Or the term we use when we were trainees: ABC!
(A for Act, BC for Busy) haha! But the more commonly used term is “LLB” which
means Look Like Busy.
I was reminded of a line from The
Devil Wears Prada, from when Nigel was telling Andy that she wasn’t trying her
best, she was just being whiny about her job. And well, yea I feel that because
that’s exactly what I’m doing now. I’m whining a lot and I think that mindset
has got to go!
I am a huge crybaby. I really am. So
I’m trying to change. Instead of being so whiny and pessimistic all the time,
I’m trying to be more positive and more willing to step up to the challenge, no
matter how much I hate it. It’s called being an adult, yes? So yea, I’m gonna
try to be an adult from now on, just like how Andy sucked it up and then got
really good at her job. I wanna be like that too, minus the fancy clothes of
course, and also my boss isn’t all that awesome like Miranda Priestly. But I’m
sure I can make it work!
So yea, I’ve been trying it out for
a couple of days and it seems pretty nice. Also, it didn’t hurt that I’m
rewatching one of my favourite animes now so I’m generally in a good mood these
couple of days ahah! But I’m almost done with it though..hmm..there’s always
the option of rewatching because I really love it so much! Sachi~!! *heart
emoji* ahahahaha
Sunday, September 6, 2015
i hate my job. this is not a secret anymore. i hate my job. i hate everything about my job except for certain colleagues whom i actually genuinely like and the internet in the office. i hate the stress, it is not good for my health. trust me i know. i hate the anxiety attacks it gives me because i forgot to do one small part and somehow it becomes something so huge. i hate that my seniors are so controlling. i hate everything. i hate going to the clients' place. i hate having to make an initiative to talk to strangers because it gives me anxiety. i hate that this job makes me feel so depressed sometimes. i hate this job because i can never catch a break, nobody is cutting me any slack. i hate that i'm tired all the time. i hate everything. i hate that my seniors never seem to listen to what i say, they are never patient enough to let me finish my sentences before they interrupt. i hate that because of this job i now have anxiety. i hate that because of this job i now stutter when i talk. i hate this job because my english is like crap now because everything is so chinese.
i want to share with you guys this game that i absolutely love, it's called Mirror's Edge and while i generally suck at this game, it doesn't mean i don't love it! haha
this is the first part of the game by this user and i can't wait to get started on watching :D
i probably fell in love with this game when i was..16? a friend of mine let me have a whack at it on his PS3 and it was amazing! though i did quit after 5 minutes because it was giving me motion sickness hahaha!!
and a new version is going to be out soon! i can't wait to see it because the trailer looks so awesome!
and yes, this game is also the reason why i like parkour haha hardcore parkour yo!
I suppose we all have that one person which we call “the one that got away”. We all do, let’s face it. Let’s get real. I found this post on tumblr and I think that it’s the most accurate way to describe those people:
"No, we didn't date. Technically he wasn't an ex-boyfriend but he was an ex-something, an ex-maybe. An ex-almost" x
It was edited onto a post on some couple from a tv show I don’t watch but still, it’s sad in a way.
I wouldn’t call mine an ex-almost. At best, I’ll call mine an ex-something because technically speaking, mine wasn’t even remotely close enough for me to consider “the one that got away”. We were close but too far, too impossible. So I’ll call mine an ex-something because I don’t know what else to call mine.
We were in the same group of friends. We liked each other, yea, as friends and that was it. We were nothing more than friends. We literally could never be. My ex-something was and has been attached for a very long time and it was impossible. I have no regrets though.
Hanging out with the ex-something was always something I looked forward to. We did almost everything together, being in the same classes and all. We hung out in a group or just the two of us some times. I didn’t mind which; I was fine with just hanging out with the ex-something. Even if it was just us walking side by side to and fro from classes, it was enough.
I don’t think I’ll ever get over the ex-something. It’s just one of those people that you never get over. At times you’d think that “oh..i’m fine. I’m over it” the next second you’d go “ah..who am I trynna kid. I’m never gonna be over em”
Well, basically, yes.
Like I said, I have no regrets. Do I think it was love? I can’t be 100% sure. There’s no manual in things like this, much to my dismay. But what they say in books and on tv are true. When you meet, your mood does improve tremendously, you break into a face splitting grin just by saying hello, your heartbeats go up and you get that warm fuzzy feeling all over. Your heart literally swells with joy and no amount of hugs or cuddles can tone it down.
You overlook almost all the faults and any little thing makes you wanna jump around with joy. But then again, the little things might also tick you off and you just get so frustrated with the situation for no apparent reason. There’s no reasoning with you when that happens. You just gotta take a chill pill and cool down yourself because deep down you know that nothing is wrong and you’re just throwing a hissy fit for nothing. Things were simple, yet complicated at the same time.
So was it love?
Yes, I would like to think that it was.
"I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we'd only find yours" x
“when the need arises, you take care of problems yourself”
“Grow a backbone, have more self-confidence. Own your decisions.”
I’ve read those lines somewhere a
while back and they glued themselves to my brain. I’ve been trying to tell
myself that for quite a while now and unfortunately it never made me any more
confident than I was previously.
I excel in running away from things,
mainly, responsibilities at work. But ever since reading those lines, I’ve been
trying to be more of an adult and face things head on. Things aren’t working
out quite as planned though. I still find myself running away but not as much
as I did. Mainly because I’m now being put into a position of power so to
speak, very little power but still, some kind of power of authority.
I’m currently, what we call, a team
leader. As the name suggests I now lead one or two subordinates out for
fieldwork and call the shots. Not as glamorous as it sounds because it is scary
af sometimes. Especially so when you realize that you’ve missed out some
information and your reviewer is chasing them. It’s not fun at all.
You’d think that being a leader will
cure me of what little self-confidence that I have, wrong. It didn’t do a thing
to my non-existent self-confidence. If anything, being a leader actually
brought my confidence down because my reviewers have not exactly been kind with
their comments and treatment. On one hand, I know that they’re doing it for my
own good; to train me to be a better worker. But on the other hand, it’s very
taxing on my motivation and self-confidence level.
It’s like you trying your best,
doing everything that you can think of. Then after five days you present what
you’ve done to your reviewer but they asks so many questions that you don’t
have answers for. Then you start to think “omg I’m an idiot. Why did I not
think of that? how am I going to solve this now?”. It’s very demotivating.
And because of that I’m more scared
than ever when having to make any decisions. So much for growing a backbone. Heh.
I do own my decisions. They get me into trouble quite often. Self-confidence
wise..well..better luck next time.
This is an accurate representation of
what is it like being in your 20s.
And I’m not saying it because I like
the show or anything but it is accurate af (please google if you don’t get
what’s af)
Like let’s take closer look at them:
First we have Chandler and Phoebe
saying they don’t know what to do and I cannot tell you how true it is. Being
fresh out of college is a scary thing because there’s no more guidelines for
you to follow. No more adults telling you what to do. At least in college you
still have your lecturers to say “you kids gotta study for your exams”. And the
worst part is that you don’t even know what to do with your degree. Get a job,
yes, but what job? Which company? You’re gonna be stuck because you’re lost.
The second, Joey and Rachel, also
true. Entry level pay is pathetic. Like legit pathetic. Not sure how employers
expect us to live off the pay they give us without the occasional skipping
meals. The rent itself has already taken up around 20-25% of the pay, food is
probably gonna be about the same. Let’s not forget transportation costs and
toll fees and the occasional gatherings and outings. That’s not a lot you have
left for savings at the end of the month.
Lastly, we have Rachel again talking
about all that work and it’s not worth it and hating her job and not being sure
to quit or not to quit. SO FREAKING TRUE I TELL YOU. I’m at that juncture now
and it’s so frustrating. I hate my job, I want to quit, but then again I think I’m
kinda good at it so I should stay? Ugh the frustration. Sometimes I get the
feeling like all that effort and it’s not even worth it. Let’s get real here. All
that stress, all that pressure and at the end of the day, I sometimes don’t
even get a “hey, you did good today” or a “keep up the good job”. It kinda
deflates your enthusiasm.
i saw this while surfing tumblr, and of all the fandoms it got edited into, it was one of my favourite yet sinking (probably sunk) ships. the feels. sighs. my heart broke. ugh
i like the theory though. like in another place, another time, another space, there is a version of us out there doing things that we can only imagine.
it's a thing that happens every year, yes? but somehow i felt that this year's was really awesome.
for one thing, it was on a Sunday..and i got to spend it at home with my parents (though i did spend a better portion of the weekend sleeping...but never mind that hahaha)
i also had my first taste of scotch (which tastes way better than whiskey), thanks to my friend's pushy parents. all of us were given a cup of 100Plus with some scotch mixed in it. we all got tipsy and pretty sure i almost got into a car accident after we left her place to go to McD for yum cha haha
best part of the weekend was the food!!!!! bwahahahhaha such glorious food weekend! like..i had 2 of every sitiawan kid's fav: gong piang and ang jiu mee sua
yup.. XDDD
reactions to me rubbing it into my friends' faces were kinda funny though
contrary to popular belief, i do feel bad though ._.
and then there was lunch...
kekeke
i didn't take any pics of dinner though but we went to daorae :D we had kimchijeon, samgaetang, kimchi jigae and of course..samgyupsal! it was so good my vocabulary will do it no justice!
i'm not a very materialistic person..but getting presents are always nice.
the candle smells so good i tell you!! it's like i can sniff it all day. this must be how drug addicts feel like. hahahaha
and not forgetting all the wishes i got. love you guys lots! muah muah muah muah
thank you for making this birthday an awesome one :D
p/s: gifs are credited to their rightful owners, i do not own them.
i wrote this last week when i was really pissed but never got to post it because i eventually calmed down...but i'm gonna post it anyway ahha such a waste if i didn't
***
I am just so tired, so sick and
tired of everything related to work, just so, so tired. I’m ready for my
holiday, so ready to go out of the city with my friends, onto an island across
the peninsular and just chill for 4 days. And of course, how can things go
smoothly for me? Things never go smoothly for me. This is tzy we’re talking
about. Something is bound to come up to ruin my excitement.
First there was a text saying that
one of my cases (the one I so affectionately refer to as my bastard) will
commence on the day my holiday begins. When I reasoned that I am not around,
the case was rescheduled to the first day I’m back in office. Like what?
Terrible much? Has it ever occurred to people that I might be tired and useless
after my holiday? That I might just take one day MC or something? Of course
not. It is unheard of for tzy to take a day off because her attendance record
is perfect.
Then, there’s this new thing that my
boss implemented. We have to put all our datelines for milestones for our cases
onto a spreadsheet and adhere to it. You want me to plan something? Fine, I’ll
plan it. So I planned for a case that was one week before my bastard’s, took
into consideration of the bastard and my holiday and came up with a timeline
which is relatively achievable. Submitted it to my superior thinking that would
be it. How incredibly naïve and innocent of me to think that no further changes
would be made. My superior replied with his changes and I don’t know why I
didn’t see it coming. Of course he would shift the dates, of course he would
make changes and of course he would shift the dates to coincide with my
holiday.
Am I being punished here? Is this
what I get for wanting to go on a holiday with my friends? My leave application
has been approved and is up on our calendar for almost 2 months now. Do people
bother checking it? Hello, people! The calendar is there for a reason. Use it
for goodness sake. *** she's the giggle at the funeral
To say that I was asking for it is
an understatement. I practically invited it. Honestly I saw it coming, I really
did and despite my best efforts to forget about it, it still came, the paranoia,
the fear, the insomnia that followed my watching of Insidious 3.
My late night shenanigans were
documented on twitter where I proceeded to live tweet whatever that I was
watching to help me pass time as soon as I decided that sleep was never going
to come.
Before I attempted sleep, I watched
one of my favourites, The Devil Wears Prada. It was good until the end when the
movie ended and everything went quite again. The paranoia came back and when I turned
the lights off, it got worse. After an hour of tossing and turning, I text a
friend and concluded that watching some movies would be a better option than
lying in the dark in fear. At least with the movies and lights on, I could at
least fall asleep half way watching.
That was not the case. From my movie
collection I have selected to rewatch Frozen and Mulan. After Frozen, it was
already almost 5am and sleep was nowhere to be found, I decided to continue
with Mulan. I think I fell asleep towards the end of the movie, after the
avalanche. In about half an hour later my alarm went off and it was time to
start the morning.
This was worse than that time I had
the coffee cake, much worse. At least the cake didn’t scare me half to death.
I think once in a while you’ll see
me here, assuring you guys that I am very much alive and kicking. Well, this is
one of those moments. Yes people, I am still very much alive and kicking, in
case any of you were wondering. Evidently not many were.
Nothing much is going on at the
moment. I was in a tight spot a couple of weeks back but that’s all behind me
now, together with the thought of resigning. When the going gets tough, tzy
does not get going, tzy huddles in a corner and procrastinate until the time
where she eventually has to face reality. But that is all behind us now.
Things have settled down for me I guess?
I have time to myself now after work, which is nice I guess? I can do whatever I
want. The only thing preventing me from doing stuff is me. Which is nice. I guess?
There is really no point in this
post, just to say that I’m still alive and kicking.
Either way, I found these on tumblr
(sadly the user hasn’t posted the Sagittarius’version) and I found mine to be
quite true
“I’m going to need you to come get
me on that weekend”
It wasn’t even a question. I wasn’t
even given the option to say no. like hello? I’ve told you before I have plans
on that weekend. Have you ever considered my schedule?
People never consider my schedule. They
never ask if I’m free. They just take it for granted that I am going to
entertain their every whim. Why? Because I’m too nice to say no. Because I’m
obligated to entertain them because we are blood relatives. Because generally
speaking, it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to have plans at all because I’m such a lazy
bum I almost always spend my time alone like the loner I am. Because it is
unheard of that I have friends. Well, thanks to this I might not even have any
friends anymore after this.
Do people know that I am generally
alone in this city? I don’t have friends in this city. I have my colleagues who
have their own lives outside of the office. I have uni friends who have their
own lives outside of weekdays. My hometown friends are generally unreachable. I
am generally alone here. And when my office frends make plans, especially one
that involves going somewhere for the entire weekend for a bbq party, I. WANT.
TO. GO.
Of course, that is not the case
because I am not the type of person to go to such functions. Of course,
everybody knows how introverted I am.
Big gatherings like this are nightmares to me. Well if you think like that then
I really want to go to that
barbeque. We’ve been planning something for MONTHS and not one plan was
remotely successful except this one. And now I can’t go. because nobody
bothered to ask if I had any plans for that weekend. Of course I don’t have any
plans. I’m so anti-social and boring my only friends are Joey, Monica, Phoebe,
Ross, Rachel and Chandler. See, I have 6 Friends. I don’t need any more. I can
spend my weekend with Friends. What more should I ask for?
What I’m trying to say is that there
is only so much frustration I can take before I decide to do something about
it. I don’t have a venting outlet. I don’t have anything in this city. Mind you
I live on the 9th floor. Jumping off it is very simple. Do not push
me.
