Yeah, you!
Look at you!
My, how you've grown. I can hardly recognise you anymore.
Where is that chubby little cutie I knew?
I'm not sure where she is but she's gone I guess?
And replaced by this cheap, ugly robot!
Nah, i'm kidding.
The little cutie has grown into a very fine young lady.
Ain't you quite the sight?!
All grown up and ready to take on the world!
In fact, ain't you already taking on the world?
Taking the world by storm I'm sure!
The world ain't ready for your awesomeness so do us a favour and try not to overload us with it, shall we?
I dont think the world can handle it.
Not just yet.
The fact that the world had exactly 24 years to prepare and it's still not ready?
Mm mmm mmm mmm mmm
/shakes head/
That's right, folks!
Cz this person right here is the birthday girl!!
Let's show the girl some love!
/crowd cheers/
RACHEL! RACHEL! RACHEL! YOU'RE AMAZIIIIIING!!!
Happy birthday, dear. You get out there and show everyone who's boss. Because I know you and I know that you are going to do extrodinary things.