Bobby

Aloha! I am here today to announce that my convocation is this weekend! Do you believe the situation? This kid is finally going to graduate! Hahaha and to all of you who have been with me here in this blogging world since the very beginning (a.k.a. my very first blog) I would like to thank you for putting up with me and my endless rambles and nonsense here in my blogs. Thank you!

And I also have a rather interesting story, let’s call it, to share with you and it’s somehow related ot my upcoming convocation haha!!

So me darling primary school friend is coming to my convo! How awesome is that?! I thought I was going to graduate without a Sitiawan kaki in sight (which was a rather depressing thought) and this sampat said she could come! And thus, we spent a few days texting each other about the convocation trip stuff. And me being me, texted enthusiastically in excitement and with a huge grin apparent on my face. I’ve also texted and walked which, according to my sources, was a first and I have never done it before.

And so, Nice senpai, in her most classic form, asked

“what’s up with you lately? You’re never so eager when texting before. You’ve got a boyfriend, haven’t you!!! Who is he??!!”

And Anna being her cheeky self, replied

“His name is Bobby”

And I could’ve sworn I almost wanted to whack her for the giving my non-existing boyfriend such a name. lol at least give him a better name la walao wei!!

You should’ve seen how senpai’s eyes lit up right away, it was easy to tell that she is very excited and curious about this matter. But she didn’t press on it for a couple of days. I know how she’s like. She was waiting for the perfect time to ask me, when we are alone together and she has me cornered.

That chance could not have come soon enough for her.

A few days after that mini fiasco of Bobby’s ‘revelation’, she finally has me cornered. We car pooled back from the client’s place to our office because I so stupidly left my purse in the dorm so I had her drive us back, which was the start of an interrogation session I had expected. She started as soon as we left the office, while we were walking to the car park.

(mind you, the conversation was entirely in Chinese, a language with no spoken gender-obvious words like ‘him’, ‘his’, ‘her’, or ‘she’. There’s only 他. So let the conversation begin or should I say let the trolling begin?! I shall be substituting that Chinese character with ‘that feller’ for convenience)

“so when did you two meet?”

“we met in standard 1, we’ve known each other for a very long time. 15 years now. Why are you so curious about this?”

“Because I am and because I want to know what sort of cheesy lines the feller used to win you over!”

(major LOLs on that part XD)

“What makes you think I am dating?”

“Because you are so eager to reply your texts lately. You’re never like that. So when did the feller do for you on valentine’s day? Or you two have not been official yet at that time?”

“the feller was busy with research because it needed to be done if the feller wants to attend my convocation”

“aw! That’s kinda sad in a way, you spent valentine’s day alone? Did you two at least text?”

“No, we did our respective stuff by ourselves. We didn’t contact each other.”

“Do your parents know about this?”

“Oh my parents know the feller. They’re pretty close”

“That’s good! What’s the feller doing? Studying? Working?”

“studying, **** in *** University”

“Wah! Not bad wor you, find this kind of person!”

(honestly it was getting difficult not to laugh at this point)

“So what made you accept the feller?”

“Because we can be sampats together, like how Anna and I are when we’re in the office”

“Ahhh okok..is the person good looking?”

“Not bad looking”

“Fair skin? Tanned?”

“SUPER FAIR!!!!”

“the gym going type?”

“HAHHAHAA NO PLEASE HAHAHAHHA”

But after that I didn’t have the heart to troll her anymore so I explained the whole situation to her. I don’t know if she bought it or not. She was being all curious and all as to why am I so excited texting a girl? And I was like thinking

You don’t get excited to see your friends that you’ve haven’t met in a long time??

So I guess that’s enough for now haha

Oh and I don’t know if nice senpai was thoroughly convinced, after I uploaded that picture on facebook that night lol she was like

“oh..romantic dou..jln jln with your bobie hor? I really zha dou lor”

Hahaha what do you guys think?